Apr 29, 2009

Wedding...Clothes shedding...

Have you ever attended any Punjabi wedding???

Nopes…then you should, we all bunch of friends went to attend our friend sister marriage. It is actually one of my Friends- Girlfriend Sister and he had  forced me to come, though I don’t want, but I have to accompany him.

So our train was late, we forget to carry Card for address; his GF was not answering his calls . Anyhow I called m y mother n asked the address  and finally we reached.


Scene 1 : Her sister who was getting married has received us and took us in one the room where all ladies were in their Demake up stage ( I mean half nude…n they are coming in their original devil looks by removing their all make up), they have attended some other ceremony at Grooms Place.

Scene 2: Her Mom asked Beta Khana Chalega ( arey aunty duaedga…. Bhaiya subah se bhookey hai ). 

My friend replied, no aunty we would like to have only water, khana humne khaa liya…

I agitated n said Aunty we won’t mind, with killer look on my face I just banged his leg.  At last we had food n all other Aunties ….I don’t know why they all are staring us with their weird looks. Anyways I ignored n had food n we all went for market to buy gift for bride.

Scene 3:  All of them were getting ready and my friend GF, she came n took us in to another room n asked us abt everything n then all aunties abruptly came, n  started asking me lot of questions abt my family n studies..  Started introducing their daughters and granddaughters, who are almost of our age. We just formally met n left the room, now they have told their daughters to follow us and be with us.. first I thought it was a general way of facilitating somebody, but later I realized they have some other  plans. As they were telling their daughters, how to dress, how to flaunt ur body and how to impress the guys…… 

Eh delhi de mudey ne.. enhnooo sab kuch karke vikhaoo…

I was only speaking in English with my friend bcz of them and one of the aunty said…

Aee ki ghit pit English bol de paye ho puttar ji…thodi hindi aur punjabi bhi bola karo…saadi Kannu MA in hindi hai … te bhajan bade soney gaandi hai … suna kaanu… oh Shyma ji walla….

I said no no … aunty I know how to speak hindi ..woh hume aadat padi hui hai….

Another Aunty: Beta yeh diamond ke topas pehne hai aapne…..I said yes aunty this is Diamond Studs…

She said:  oh hoo.... ek ho hi gal hai beta… humne apni Meenu ke liye Diamond ke Set bavayey hai.. ab shaadi ki umar ho gyi hai naa…

Vekho aapke sath match karti hai na….

I said what??? I just ran.

Scene 4: Barat was abt to come n here my friend and his Girl Friend, they were smooching and I was shouting-ki koi dekh lega yarr… juteey padegeyy… but they….. no comments….. After all ceremony, we all wanna change our clothes, there was nobody at home, suddenly my friend  GF came n took my friend to upstairs…her cousin who was looking for her came asked me abt their whereabt I said I simply signaled and she smiled….

Her Brother came to us (  I must tell you, he has his milk dairy and sweet shop.. pura ka pura Pehlwaan type....now u can understand why I was so scared ) , inquired abt our friend, how he is n all....

We just smiled... answered his questions….

At the time of Doli... i mean Bidaai... everybody was crying, here my friend and his GF…..

People were looking for them..As it was a last ceremony n it is important for her to be there.. I think i need not to tell you where she was ...

we all were rushing to catch our train bcz i just wanna ran awy from tht place, train departure time was 3:50 am n our Friend he was missing.. We decided to board without him bcz he was quite happy n wants to come next day....

Finally he came n we all gazed him.. he said: what…Man…. I forgot the way for station....that is why i am late....dont think anything else.... haaan

PS:  Somebody would like to suggest any other title for the post…   ??.

Apr 20, 2009

Marriage...is a Carriage....

Marriage this word brings smiles and fear on everyone face, Smile because they will have partner now for their life, Fear - how can a guy n gal manage their life, it’s difficult for both of them, but I think Girls confronts more trouble. She has to leave her family and entrust with someone else who is completely unknown to her. Adjust and cooperate with new folks, treat them as an own family, its difficult.

Anyways I m not gonna write about all this.

My friend Aman, 27 year old, he is engineer and MBA, working with a multinational company, nowadays he is facing similar problem, he is been working since 1 year and his father is after his life for marriage. He doesn’t want to settle as he wanna constitute himself at a estimable position before marriage. According to him every girl has many expectations and wishes, and he want to live up to all and to meet all that, which needs money.  He says he cannot meet his own expenses with his salary, how can he afford his wife necessities and blah blah blah….

Now the problem is his father is getting desperate, as he thinks it is a right age after that he will find problem in finding right girl for his son, moreover his all friends children are either married or getting married and everybody ask him for his son marriage, which annoys him, he thinks people will intend there would be some wrong with his son, that is why he is not getting married ( I tell you he thinks people will assume his son is Gay hehehhe…. )

Whenever there is any wedding invitation from their Friends and relatives, he panics a lot, they have ‘Sayyapa’ at their home. He says all his friends children are getting married….woh sab first aa gye ek hum hi hai jo fisaadi reh gye….hehehhe….

 Height of desperation is when he was having his meal his father asked him to be on diet as he is putting on weight and he don’t want any girl rejects him. He advises him to have Sugarcane Vinegar which will help him to reduce his fat and weight..hhehhe…..

He had enroilled Aman into a gym and forces him daily to go and built some muscles … I mean body shody…..

Poor chap…. I have explained him many time.. Uncle..Don’t worry give him a year’s time he will be ready but….His father he says beta... This is right age otherwise we have very limited choice and you know…. Chere pe bhi umar dikhti hai…….. Kaun Uncle se Shaadi karega…hehehhe…. And there are lot of biological issues….

Now wherever he goes he ask people to suggest a bride for his son…..

I understand his father concern too..he is right at his part but you know Aman is too right..I mean he is not ready for marriage, atleast his father should give him sometime….

On ending note would like to inform you my exams are finished..my Sadu boss is getting more sadu day by day….he wants me to now be in office till 8:30pm with no work because I left office early seven days due to exams, so he wants compensation for that…


Apr 13, 2009

100 TRUTHS + Patience Test----Ab Jhelo Yeh Sab !!!

Would like to appreciate the concern of the mentor of this Tag…. Kinaa Wada Wela aadmi hai woh…Baba…
and positve part is he/she helping us to know eachother better....hehehhe...
Ab Likh diya mainey yeh sab ab Jhelo mere Doston… My sincere ..sympathies r with u..hehehhe…. :)

1. Last drink: Tea (Woh bi office ki) hehhehe….

2. Last phone call :Vishal ( My friend)
3. Last text message: Guru Maa(She is my friend n we all call her Guru Maa, bcz she is chalti Firti logo ke kaam aane wali dukan n Daya ki devi…….
4. Last song you listened to: Kuch khaas hai –Fashion, I love this song – bada hi mast hai…..
5. Last time you cried: 6 month back
6. Dated someone twice: No
7.Been cheated on? donno
9. Lost someone special? Yeah :(
10. Been depressed? Completely !!
11. Been drunk and threw up? Nopes
12. Black
13. White
14. Red
15. Blue
16. Made new friends: Yup
17. Fallen out of love: arrreyy…. I don’t want pit hole on roads…..
18. Laughed until you cried: Yesterday.. my Badimom is at my place n she jokes a lot :D
19. Met someone who changed you: Yes but all the changes arepositive
20. Found out who your true friends were: no

21. Found out someone was talking about you: Many times…..!
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Nopes
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: around 368 ….. hhehehehhe… I m talking abt orkut frnd list
24. How many kids do you want to have: Two, I love kids. I don’t mind having 4 -5, Changa lagda hai Ghar chey enne saarey bachhey jaado khel de na…
25. Do you have any pets: No. n never in future too…

26. Do you want to change your name: No way
27. What did you do for your last birthday: I cried… Why I canttell u
28.What time did you wake up today: 5:15 am.

29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping ….heheheh
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for: to reduce more weight…L.
31. Last time you saw your father:2 hours back
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wud like to delete some chapters of my life which gave me lot of pain n happiness
33. Most visited web page: donno donno… ok to be honest….http://pallav-destiny.blogspot.com/

34. Name: Pallav Pathak
35. Nicknames: see there r many… so here I go…. Hai rabba merko badi sharam aa rhi hai yeh sab likhtey… par to ab sunno…Twinkle…..Tinku…Elle…Appu…Tunkul(Another form of pronouncing Twinkle)….Rondu…..Nonu……Motu….Palli…
36. Zodiac sign: Saggitarius… I knw they r best…hehehhe

37. Male or female or transgender: Male…
38. Elementary: Dhera Dun Public School
39. School: Dhera Dun Public School
40. Colleges: Post graduation – GSBA, Greater Noida
41.Hair color: Dark brown
42. Long or short: Short
43. Height: 5 feet 8 and a half inches.
44. Do you have a crush on someone? Infinite…..hehehhe
45. Ever been in love? Not completely.
46. Piercings? on both the ears
47. Tattoos? No no no… n never I heard it is really painful….

48. Righty or lefty: If it is Piercing then in both ears….
49. First surgery: I had 2 both in same leg…
50. First piercing: Ears
51. First best friend: no one… Best friends never suits me…they react …hehehhe
52. First sport you loved: Bad Minton
53. First pet: Haven’t had any so far
54. First vacation: Nanital…55.
First concert: Jal Band
56. First crush: My English Teacher … Manisha….
57. Eating: nothing…
58. Drinking: Nothing
59. I'm about to: go n see my Sadu Boss…
60. Listening to: My Colleagues conersation….grrr….
61. Waiting for: this tag to be complete
62. Want kids? Yes
63. Want to get married? Sure sure... but not before 30
64. Careers in mind?

Advertising, Journalism, Event Management, Compering/RJ…. And Brand Manager…..
65. Lips or eyes: Eyes
66. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
67. Shorter or taller: Taller
68. Older or Younger: Older
69. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
70. Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice Stomach
71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
72. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
73. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker
74. Kissed a stranger: No….. I don’t want any slap…hehhehe
75. Lost glasses/contacts: many time
76. Broken someone's heart: yes…but not intentionally

77. Had your own heart broken: Yes
78. Been arrested: Never
79. Turned someone down: Yup…but it is required..!
80. Cried when someone died: Yup…
81. Liked a friend that is a girl? Yes…but can’t help
81. Yourself: Sometime
82. Miracles: Yes…83.
God: True Believer.
84. Love at first sight: I agree..I agree……
85. Heaven: Yeah
86. Santa Claus: Donno…..
87. Kiss on the first date? Nah baba…
88. Angels: Yes
89. Devils: I m the best…..hehehhe…
90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Areyyy…. Ek bhi nahi hai….Poor guy….
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Yeah… but then I think… no….there is no need..!

93. Among you blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Please…. No one……
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Yes n regretting till now..
95. Wanted to steal your friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? Not at all nobody is my type…..hehheheh,,,,

96. White: Louis Philips Shirt
97. Black: Coat and Kurta.
98. Red: Casual Shirt….99.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? By God bada hi Mushkil hai….

Would like to Thank Isha...for tagging me.....
Would like to tag many people but i think they all have already tagged, so i m leaving them.....
So here i tag Harshita....Creativity.....Kartzz.....Sneha :)

Apr 1, 2009

For God Sake ...Please Stop

Today I would like to ask you one question..
Does god also need advertisement… Branding…in short all marketing things…
I don’t think so then why we all do so.. .. I received a message stating
This message is directly coming from Shirdi Sai Baba Mandir. Pass on to 10 people something good will happen with you, doesn’t break the chain otherwise u will be in trouble."
Another one… Mata Ke navratrey me yeh shubh sandesh hai jo maa ke darbarse aaya hai, isey aagey 11 logo ko bhejo, kuch acha hoga 24 ghantey ke andar….

Now can anybody tell me why we all send these messages..it’s not that you are dedicated toward god, it is superstition…God never want any marketing or advertisement.
I m very religious as well as spiritual but that does not mean that I should start doing all this.
If you don’t take god name can god harm, you…. No….it’s wrong..does our parents can see us in pain, they can give us pain…. No ……

I keep almost every fast but that does not mean I should start distributing these kinds of messages and mails.
This is not limited up to messages….emails, letters n I don’t know what all they are doing…
I request you to stop all this.. just throw away your superstition…
I wonder after sometime somebody will not attack on blog with this and we all keep on sending blogs to each other with these notes….
Happy Navratrey… I would like to request again…that we should not indulge ourselves in all these things…

On ending note I would like to tell you one other thing about my boss….as I m on fast he asked me why are wearing this ‘Tikka’… I said becase I m on fast
He said: you should not wear this, remove it.
I just smiled ( Excuse me!! I don’t care ).

P.S: Sorry due to exam I was not that much active, I have missed some of my friends blogs…