Mar 19, 2009

Bol na Halkey Halkey - Exams


So now a days I m quite busy wid my exams, I m not studying because Home to office n office to home, don’t let me study.
I m giving my M.com(Marketing) exams which my boss don’t want…who caressss..
Wen I spoke to him regarding leaves


He said: Don’t forget Pallav you cant take leave till you don’t complete your 1.5 year wid us. ( Jaisey ki main 1.5 year yaha par rehne wala hoon)
Acoocrding to him I m wasting my time by doing such, he forced me to quit Mcom exams and also blasted on me yesterday wen I told him I will leave early due to my exam -


He said: How dare you? I told you na, it is wastage of time, leave it right now, need not give any paper, cant you understand what I mean here….


I said: No, I will not, because this is a last year and I would be stupid, if I will quit…
And finaly he blasted for 40 mins, after all barking and gulping a bottle of water, he gave up…
and I walked out and went for exam.

Exam was fine, though I m illetrate in Computers but still manages to answer 5 question with one extra sheet, I think that’s enough to atleast get passing number…. Kaun sa muje Gold medalist banana hai…. Hehehehahaha

It is one the most weird place I have ever seen for exams, there was no fan, tubelight etc in room. Weird student those who know how to speak rubbish, weird faces with weird dressing sense… now have u ever seen any guy wearing lower along with rubber sleepers with sunglasses in examination room of college……..
Whattt … noooo… but yes….. I have, because they all are dressed like this.


Girls wearing Jeans and ‘Chamki’ tops wid suit wala duppatta…and some are in sarees look like coming from some Village beauty sallon,for attending some marriage, In short total Makeup ki Dukkan........ awwwwwwwwhhhhh…

God help me…...


Toilets probably our railways station toilets are more neat and clean from that institute toilet. All walls are beautifully texted(Please ignore grammar mistake), u cant see paint because there are myriads of compliments written by boys in their world class Indian language- I think, I need not to tell… girls please ignore this… ha ha ha…

I don’t understand what all girls write in paper, you can finish that paper in one sheet itself but yes one another sheet is more than sufficient, but girls are girls, one Bhenji( I m forced to call bhenji, Mayawati) took five extra sheet and I donno what all she was writing.


Finally finished my paper within 1.5 hours and left the room, but cant go home because my friend was wid me, I forgot tell him that I will leave as soon as I finish my paper, I thought he will mind and will look for me....so i have to wait for him

Peter asked me does your boss know about your blog ,so peter it’s for you…

Bol na halkey halkey.. honth se halkey halkey…. Bol na halkey…

I love this song I think Mr Gulzar deserve another Oscar for this song…
Why I m writing this because eventually I m listening to it on FM

No Peter he don’t know that is why I can vent out whatever I wish….otherwise he will say why are you wasting your time on this…..haheeehahee..
P.S: I m not against for Womens and Men so please donot complain about me in any Women and Men Cell, if somebody know the number of Employee complaint Cell, do tell me... :)
With due respect and regards to all
Pallav

56 comments:

mayz said...

hehehe...hope u r exam went off well...n yeah kuch cheeze halkey halkey hi bolni chahiye :D

Mohita said...

Besties for ur future exams.

I read ur comment on my blog.
Oh yes,of course I remember.
Wishing you a great blogging!
Keep writing.
Thanks for blogrolling me.

Som said...

loz .. behenji Mayawati ..

If your boss is so pissed off with you ... why doesn't he fire you .. You must be very good at your job ...

Bestest Luck for your exams ...

Harshita said...

Behnji love letter likhney ki practice kar rahi hogi...lol

Pallav said...

Mayz.. thanks n yes tht is why i say..bol na kalkey halkey...
haha ha

cheers:)

Pallav said...

Mohita...
thanksss...
pleasure is always mine....

Pallav said...

Som.... whattttt firingg ..plss help .... god

i m not getting job...anywhrr dosttt...
at leastt yeh rehne doo...
i dnt knw but one thing is sure..if i will leave uska band baj jayega...

Pallav said...

Harshita... sweetyy u knw ths was commented by an guy in examination hall itself....

thankss... sweettyyy

Ankita Agrawal said...

i thot its about doing cheating in exams...tat u have written a title like that!!

frustu boss ..i can u'stand!!

btw hope ur exams went well!!

www.enchantinganki.wordpress.com

Pallav said...

Ankita....
Thanks for comment...
ha h haha... i liked itttt
no i never cheat in exam....
yes he is most Frustu boss

thanks for comment.. n wishes...

bondgal_rulz said...

Damn do I hate people who take so many extra sheets as to write an entire thesis !!

Hope that your exam went well...

Cheers.

Pallav said...

hmmm...Isha i thot u will say i hate people who tryies to interfere in ur life..i mean in ur personal decisions too...
anyways..i hate tooo..i donno myBP always shoot up wen i see people r taking so many extra sheet...
ha ha ha..
anayways.. thanks for comment

Arnav said...

Nice :)

I really wander how such people become "Bosses" - who gives them a promotion :P...
Recently one of my friend in a MNC "IT" Firm , was complaining about her boss too, more over the worst part there is that the so called "Team" does not help each other . My Friend being a fresher , wanted some help in writing the code of a "alien language" her team members refused to help , and the TL ends up shouting her ..

I always thought relations are important in business, perhaps the most important element coz that is present in each element of the entire business structure ... ( I think I just got the idea for my next blog article :D)

Cursed♪♫ said...

Bosses are like this!
You can't help it!
I'm glad you liked my poem!
Do come back for more :D
And you gotta believe that I'm 14 :)

Pallav said...

Arnav...Reaally i m in most awful situation..tommorow is my most hardest paper..u wont beleive i hv not read a single word..i hv to gv corporate Tax paper in which i cannot write fake..i hv to be very particular for the subject..unfortunately i think i m gonna fail in this paper.. n if it happens..let me tell uuu i hv not failed in my entier career studies...i was always a good student even in MBA too i passed wid good marks despite of deduction of my marks due to lack of attendance..
For ur friend i msut tell u, i m occupied by such people only..
type1: thise who dont know anythng
type2: those who knows n will never help uu...

i must telll uu tht, i hv been dealing wid these guys from past a year almost, but i hv nvr changed myself, people say tit for tat..
but i dont...

anyways i wish All the best to ur friend as wella s u to write another beautiful post..

looking forward for ur tht post...

the most irritating thing is..who he is.. how can he interfere in my personal life..

anyways thanks a tonn..for dropping byy..

hope to see uuu in future too..

hv funn
Cheers:)

Pallav said...

Cursed♪♫
Thanks a tonn sweetyy...
yes bosses r like tht only.. n i wish u will nvere face boss like ths..
i loved it... your poemm... ha ha..
keep writing ..
thanks for dropping by..
n i hope to see u in future too...
yes now i ll be there to read ur post
hv funn
Cheers:)

Mahesh Sindbandge said...

Wondering alot...
post started for exams and ended so funnily..:P

Yes girls are girls...They will never change as if we will change ..:P
Exams ki yaad diladi yaar...
Kash hum phir se student ban paate... :(

Hmmmm that song has lot of meaning... OSCAR se badkar kuch ho to woh mil jata use... Jai ho is nothing as such in front of it...Pata nahi kya dekha aure kya suna unn logo ne..

Thanks for dropping by and keep visiting..
Like minded people should keep in touch..journey's become more blissful than ever... What say?

Pallav said...

hey Mahesh..Thanks a ton...
yes u r absolutely right.. u knw i toldu na.. i can corelate wid uu.. i was right..i keep wondering whst is tht great in this Jai Ho song..
its bakwass..if u see odr songs of AR Rehman itself..
somehow i always feels his music is always same, no big difference is there...

i hv completed my MBA a year back .. i m missing my college badly....
good to see u here..
n thanks for blogrolling...
ofcourse we will be in touch...

Dhanya said...

Lol. Hope u fare well in ur exams ;) And trust me, you don't have to be a behenji to write five full sheets of paper... have u ever tried drawing irrelevant diagrams ? :P

Pallav said...

Dhanya..Thanks for dropping byy..
no i hv never tried Illogical diagrams..
how we can make tell me
i f to gv abhi more paper..
ha ha haha

Cursed♪♫ said...

Hiiee!!
Yep. If my boss ever acts like an arsehole, I'll quit! His loss. Not mine :D
You surely will see me ! I love your blog! :P

Pallav said...

Dear Cursed♪♫ ...
Unfortunately i cant leave until n unless i dnt jhv another one
anyways thanks
thts why i wish nobody faces such prblm

Kartz said...

Good luck... And yeah, to hell with ur boss. Get done with ur MCom and wag ur finger at him... Hope ur exam went well...

And yeah - better keep this space hidden from ur boss till things go ur way.

Bonne chance.

Peace.

Pallav said...

Thanks Kartzz
good to see uu..
yes i hv too..odrwise he will kill me..
ha a ha
Cheers:)

Cursed♪♫ said...

Hieee!!!!
Thanks for following me !!!!! You rock ! ♥♥

yamini meduri said...

hi pallav
this is the response for your request..!!!

Ugadi is teh Telugu new year....we celebrate it when the sun enters the new lunar calender...!!!

according to the telugu calender, Ugadi is celebrated on the first day of Chaitra masam(month).

today, the sarvadhari nama samvatsaram(the name of the prev. year) ends and we enter into the Virodhi nama Samvatsaram (the name of this year).

any more doubt??? let me know...!!

Pallav said...

thnk u so much... Yamini....

Kartz said...

Maarega nahin aapko... Naukri se nikaal dena is a worser punishment than death today. ;)

Peace. Have a nice weekend.

oo7 said...

hope u get 70% mate...
capture the look on your boss face when he gets to know that..

tc

Kunjal said...

:D:D courage always pay so goodluck for ur result:)

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Cursed♪♫ said...

Hey!! Whats up? How you doing?!

Creativity!! said...

Hmm..Some people lack Humanity even though staying at Hierarchy.....They take Undue advantage of their sub-ordinates..But, sub-ordinates should be dare devils to face them:) Dont worry for your exams..Self-Determination, Effort & Hard work is the easiest way for Success..All The Very Best Success for Your Exams:) Excellent Awesome Blog:) Keep Writing..Very Very Good.....Excellent....Keep It Up:)

Pallav said...

Kartz.. tahnks a bunchh...

Pallav said...

Curseed..i m fine n hope same for uu..
jst busyy anayways thanks for the concern
hope u r too well..

Pallav said...

oo7 ...thanks u so much..
ohhhooo i m obliged, thanks for ur wishes...
n dropping by....

Pallav said...

Kunjal... thank u girl...
thanks a bunch..
yes it paysn i hope too

Pallav said...

Creativity.... thanks aton
infact thanks a million x 1000 = 1000 million thanks...

for appreciating
for dropping by
for ur wishes...
for wonderful adjectives and words u hv used....

would like to see u in future tooo...
thanks....

Creativity!! said...

Its My Great Pleasure to know mindset of different ppl[example:- ur Boss]..what all he may say, u may patient and listen to it, have a smiley face, he himself gets irritated & shuts his mouth and doesn't feel like stopping u 4m leaving ur office early nor from any task u do[This is a gud trick, Which I follow and also taught to many of them..starting u may feel difficult, but u try this and let me know ur experience/view]..Have a Policy, Its Dont Care Policy{DCP]..U can have a thornless path..and try to have ample of patience[if u r lacking behind having patience]..If some1 shouts at u, u act as though u r happiest person in this world..ever never care for such ppl[since they don't deserve it]..Anyways, All The Very Best Success:) ANyhow,u will be on Red Carpet once u finish ur Masters[M.com]..So nothing to worry:)TakeCare..Bye!!Tata tata:)

Priya Joyce said...

arre baap re...mujhe toh abhi se hi darr lag raha hei..BOSS vs EMPLOYEE ki dastaan sunke :P:P

Pallav said...

Creativity!!.... u seems to be more crative..
ha ha ha..
thanks a ton..for this policy whch i m going to adopt from today onwards..
yes today is my paper...

thanks u so muchh
cheerss :-)

Pallav said...

Priya ..... yes i m..
dont worry iu pray n wish u ll never face such idiots in ur life...

\hv fun n
cheers:-)

Creativity!! said...

To Know about DCP[Dont care policy] go here, whenever u r free..http://rpsahana.blogspot.com/2008/09/shobhna.html [DCP]....

and to get continuity to the above link go here,http://rpsahana.blogspot.com/2008/09/life.html [About Life]

http://rpsahana.blogspot.com/2008/09/im-from-extremely-orthodox-family.html [about Views & Thoughts]

Little Girl Lost said...

hello pallav... thanks for visiting me... it helped me discover your blog which is amazing. totally cool. i loved it and hope to keep coming back for more...
i put up a new post. come and see...

Pallav said...

hey thanks littke girl lost...
i hope too.. n yes would be visting soon..

Sneha said...

peta nahi y kya likhtey hai itna sara or kyo likhtey hai ;) check karney wala bhi bore hou jata hoga or sachi beta pallav ladkiyah kya esey dressup karti hai jasey tuney likha hai.;)

Gauri Mathur said...

Please see*Illiterate* :D(I hope it wasnt a shortform:D)
:)
Mene bhi ek bar exam diya tha koi cpmetitive exam aise koi vahiyat jagh par..!!
Phew!!!
:D
Good Luck!!
:)
take care..

Phoenix said...

o my do we all have moronic boss??everyone seems to have one :( i hope i dont have on..:)

Pallav said...

Sneha....
Sachi muchi....woh aisey hi kapdey pehnti hai....
n u knw i keep on laughing whnever i hv a glimpse...n when i gv exam i cant control myself.... bcz they behave like ths... n my friend he always stares me n haath jod ke bolta hai mat has pls koi panga ho jayega....

thanks for comment

Pallav said...

Gauri...
ya thanks for ths...

haan.. hv uu.. ??


then u can understand... hehehe
:)
thanks for comment

Pallav said...

n no it is not shortform jst tyoing mistake... hehhe...

Pallav said...

Phoenix...



I can understand hw terrible u feeling right nw..
mere ek comment ne aapko yeh sab padne pe majboor kar diya....
poor girl :(

sorry....
i wish nobody even my enemies... dont habve such moronic boss...

hv fun...

Gauri Mathur said...

Hehehe..!!
I tink koi govt school tha,,and you know how they are..
Phew!!
:D:D
Take care..
:)
God Bless!!

workhard said...

Hii.... u must have been really grossed out .. how did u manage to sit through.. i like that song too.. gotta tell us how u did in the exam ;)

Apparently intellectual said...

hahaha..
omg..
i have 2-3 posts on your blog..n sab main hanste hanste lot pot ho gayi..
i m following!!!

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