Mar 2, 2009

Cost Cuttiing....!!!


Who says Recession has not affected India that much…..

Height of Cost Cutting………..after Laying off certain employees from our company, now our management has decided to reduce the Telephone Reimbursement of employees. It is not limited up to mobile, they have also decided to transfer all the phones onto Intercom only, it means you cannot dial even any local number.

The cost cutting doesn’t end here, they have reduced the Dearness Allowances as well as Day meal Allowances, Now we will not get any tissues papers, no Toiletries, I was shocked to know that we will not get soap for hand wash, No pens, no stationery and those who are entitle to get Car Allowances now they will travel by Auto.

Our Hr has advised us to sit in one common room so that it can help them to cut the electricity bills. Now this is height I cannot sit with all sales guys who always keep on shouting over phone and they disturb me. I cannot generate any creative ideas, forget about writing because every time if I think, they asked me countless questions regarding my quietness. if I speak to media they think I am calling from market, I m not suppose to meet more than 2 poeple in one day.

Now we only get two time tea please note minus biscuits.
The Bisleri bottles are replaced by AquaGaurd water filled bottles.
Memo has been issued for no loan Approval and other approvals.
We don’t get papers for printouts, they have fixed weekly budget for printouts, rest of the things we have to manage by our own way.
No Photocopies and limited Courier.



This indicates me that Dude, this is a high time to look for a new job but here also this recession is not leaving me because I am not getting any job…..

Bhagwan please kuch help karo yarrr… yeh recession jara kam karooo

27 comments:

Arnab Majumdar said...

I had heard stories about how the recession has affected the world, but honestly... this is the heights! No soap... that has to be at the top of the list!

Sneha said...

I am sure luck will smile on you and some employer who is not a cost cutting maniac will offer you your next job.:)

Have a nice day!!!

Pallav said...

@Arnab..Thanks... but u knw i m in messs
i have started carrying Soap from home
ha ha ha....
anyways thanks

Pallav said...

@Sneha
Thanks a ton...
I need ur wishes.. i m dieing to find new job...

Ankita Agrawal said...

Ahh...another recission victim!!
like me...
u shud be thankful tat u atleast have a job...i donno if i will get placed or not..
I wud prefer cost cutting in the place of unemployment!!

www.enchantinganki.wordpress.com

Pallav said...

@Ankita
heyyy... Sad to know about you..
dont worryy god is there he will help us...
anyways Thanxx a tonnn for comment,,,

bondgal_rulz said...

@ Pallav...You have my full sympathies! Ask us management students what a nightmare life has become post the recession. :(

And no soap!! *shocked*

Pallav said...

@bondgal ..Thanks for ur comment...'yes
I cannot have words to tell you my feelings..my all junior were worried bcz of this...
anyhow i can only wish them gudluck...
thanks for dropping by

Dr Roshan R said...

boy.. I guess the recession's really hit. though from what I hear from everyone, I still think its better to be happy HAVING A JOB cause a hell lot of my friends are suddenly finding themselves out of one...

Kartz said...

Ah..! The damned *R* word!

Good luck, mate! I can relate to this frustration. Trust me.

Peace.

---
Greetings Pallav,

Thank you for stopping by with those warm words. I appreciate your time.

See you around.

Peace. Have a nice day.

Pallav said...

@Dr Roshan R..Thanks a tonn for dropping by..
yes i agree....tht is why i say i thankful to god atleast i m blessed wid atleast this job...wen i see ppl around me who r jobless...
Thanks Dr sahab for ur valuable comment... i will be looking forward for ur commentfor my future post...

Pallav said...

Kartzz heyyy thank u so muchhhhhh.....
Please i need ur Wishes...
Pleasure is always mine....

tkcrrr....
bbye

mayz said...

dude u still have a job!!!

Pallav said...

hmmm.. Mayzzz yesss. n i m thankful to god for this...
Thanks for dropping by..

Harshita said...

hahaha... that was funny

Pallav said...

@ thank uu Harshiiiitaaaa...
haapy holiii

oo7 said...

things will be normal by 2010 mid,hopefully.

till then njoy !

tc

Pallav said...

thanks oo7
i wish n pray for the same
thanks for dropping by

Som said...

I didn't know its that bad .... good that I am into research .. !!

One thing has been pointed out correctly by you .. how can a creative guy sit with the one from sales ... we need solitude ..

Pallav said...

i think its only som who can understand my pain...
thanks dude...

workhard said...

I hope things go back to normal, i know how people use to splurge and now they are so careful about practically everything... even the clothes, so i noticed in your cartoon..

Haiku

Pallav said...

yes i too think..so
n i need ur wishes..
thanks again...

workhard said...

Oh Definitely, wish u all the best and success :), we all badly need it at this time.

Creativity!! said...

S, Recession has affected very badly:(.....anyways, its a tough time, for employees as well for under graduates who r willing to work after their graduation:).....Anyways, All The Very Best Success:)TakeCare:D

Pallav said...

thanks Creatrivity..
i wish same for uu.. nhope everything will be under control ASAP

Phoenix said...

talk about recession.. im having a hard time as well.... :(

Pallav said...

hmmm.. ya read in post....

anyways.. i wish u a luckk...
may god bles uuu....
:)
cheers

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