Cost Cuttiing....!!!

Who says Recession has not affected India that much…..

Height of Cost Cutting………..after Laying off certain employees from our company, now our management has decided to reduce the Telephone Reimbursement of employees. It is not limited up to mobile, they have also decided to transfer all the phones onto Intercom only, it means you cannot dial even any local number.

The cost cutting doesn’t end here, they have reduced the Dearness Allowances as well as Day meal Allowances, Now we will not get any tissues papers, no Toiletries, I was shocked to know that we will not get soap for hand wash, No pens, no stationery and those who are entitle to get Car Allowances now they will travel by Auto.

Our Hr has advised us to sit in one common room so that it can help them to cut the electricity bills. Now this is height I cannot sit with all sales guys who always keep on shouting over phone and they disturb me. I cannot generate any creative ideas, forget about writing because every time if I think, they asked me countless questions regarding my quietness. if I speak to media they think I am calling from market, I m not suppose to meet more than 2 poeple in one day.

Now we only get two time tea please note minus biscuits.
The Bisleri bottles are replaced by AquaGaurd water filled bottles.
Memo has been issued for no loan Approval and other approvals.
We don’t get papers for printouts, they have fixed weekly budget for printouts, rest of the things we have to manage by our own way.
No Photocopies and limited Courier.

This indicates me that Dude, this is a high time to look for a new job but here also this recession is not leaving me because I am not getting any job…..

Bhagwan please kuch help karo yarrr… yeh recession jara kam karooo