Apr 29, 2009

Wedding...Clothes shedding...


Have you ever attended any Punjabi wedding???

Nopes…then you should, we all bunch of friends went to attend our friend sister marriage. It is actually one of my Friends- Girlfriend Sister and he had  forced me to come, though I don’t want, but I have to accompany him.

So our train was late, we forget to carry Card for address; his GF was not answering his calls . Anyhow I called m y mother n asked the address  and finally we reached.

 

Scene 1 : Her sister who was getting married has received us and took us in one the room where all ladies were in their Demake up stage ( I mean half nude…n they are coming in their original devil looks by removing their all make up), they have attended some other ceremony at Grooms Place.


Scene 2: Her Mom asked Beta Khana Chalega ( arey aunty duaedga…. Bhaiya subah se bhookey hai ). 


My friend replied, no aunty we would like to have only water, khana humne khaa liya…


I agitated n said Aunty we won’t mind, with killer look on my face I just banged his leg.  At last we had food n all other Aunties ….I don’t know why they all are staring us with their weird looks. Anyways I ignored n had food n we all went for market to buy gift for bride.


Scene 3:  All of them were getting ready and my friend GF, she came n took us in to another room n asked us abt everything n then all aunties abruptly came, n  started asking me lot of questions abt my family n studies..  Started introducing their daughters and granddaughters, who are almost of our age. We just formally met n left the room, now they have told their daughters to follow us and be with us.. first I thought it was a general way of facilitating somebody, but later I realized they have some other  plans. As they were telling their daughters, how to dress, how to flaunt ur body and how to impress the guys…… 


Eh delhi de mudey ne.. enhnooo sab kuch karke vikhaoo…


I was only speaking in English with my friend bcz of them and one of the aunty said…

Aee ki ghit pit English bol de paye ho puttar ji…thodi hindi aur punjabi bhi bola karo…saadi Kannu MA in hindi hai … te bhajan bade soney gaandi hai … suna kaanu… oh Shyma ji walla….


I said no no … aunty I know how to speak hindi ..woh hume aadat padi hui hai….


Another Aunty: Beta yeh diamond ke topas pehne hai aapne…..I said yes aunty this is Diamond Studs…


She said:  oh hoo.... ek ho hi gal hai beta… humne apni Meenu ke liye Diamond ke Set bavayey hai.. ab shaadi ki umar ho gyi hai naa…

Vekho aapke sath match karti hai na….


I said what??? I just ran.


Scene 4: Barat was abt to come n here my friend and his Girl Friend, they were smooching and I was shouting-ki koi dekh lega yarr… juteey padegeyy… but they….. no comments….. After all ceremony, we all wanna change our clothes, there was nobody at home, suddenly my friend  GF came n took my friend to upstairs…her cousin who was looking for her came asked me abt their whereabt I said I simply signaled and she smiled….


Her Brother came to us (  I must tell you, he has his milk dairy and sweet shop.. pura ka pura Pehlwaan type....now u can understand why I was so scared ) , inquired abt our friend, how he is n all....


We just smiled... answered his questions….


At the time of Doli... i mean Bidaai... everybody was crying, here my friend and his GF…..


People were looking for them..As it was a last ceremony n it is important for her to be there.. I think i need not to tell you where she was ...


we all were rushing to catch our train bcz i just wanna ran awy from tht place, train departure time was 3:50 am n our Friend he was missing.. We decided to board without him bcz he was quite happy n wants to come next day....


Finally he came n we all gazed him.. he said: what…Man…. I forgot the way for station....that is why i am late....dont think anything else.... haaan

PS:  Somebody would like to suggest any other title for the post…   ??.

54 comments:

Suyog Shopurkar said...

badiya dost .........from the moment u landed there ....u were jst thinking abt the excuse to escpae from the vicinity...(as it seems from the post) but u wish everyone to witness an punjaabi wedding at least once !!! :P
nice experience.........

i guess ur friend met her GF after a long time or so :D

Me said...

:D

No comments... Mummy maaregi!! hehehe

Pallav said...

Suyog
Dude.. u shld attend atleast one...
thanks for dropping by...

Pallav said...

Harshita
oye...fir rehnde yarr...
i dnt want ki pitai hooo...
hehehe...
thanks for comment
Pallav

enchantinganki said...

"shaadi mai mangal"

hilarious post!

you are quiet patient and tolerant yaar!!

Yamini Meduri said...

hahhaa.....must have had a great time there...!!!

nice read friend...and abt the sugggestions..i am very poor at titles for my own posts...what do i tell u...!!!hehehe

Pallav said...

enchantinganki

Thank u so much.. ya Shaddi me mangal..
hehehe.....

BTW hwz ur exams going..
hope well..
All the best...
hv fun..shun yar..
cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

yamini...
ohh...
koi nahi we are on same boat...
hehehe..
thanks u liked it...whoaaaa...

thanku...
Pallav

Dhanya said...

Lol. Looks like you had loads and loads of fun ;)

Kunjal said...

:D:D
no comments:)

Sneha Shrivastava said...

:)

Kartz said...

Someone's been having a good time. ;)

And yeah, I shd attend a Punjabi wedding sometime. Added to wish-list.

Thanks for the warm comments, dude. Sorry if I make things tough with the vacab part! Never the intent.

Peace. Be well.

vishal said...

gr8 bro so nice time out haan!

waise laddo toh aapke man me phute toh honge. Marlena chaiyetha chance afterall punjabi kudiyo da jawab nai honda h naaaaaaaa!

Pallav said...

Dhanya
no no no yar.. i just wanna escape from all tht....

thanks for the comment

Pallav said...

Kunjal
:P :P :P
:)
comments hi comments... hehehe..
thanks a ton... for dropping by...

Cheers :)

Mahesh Sindbandge said...

Dude Dude Dude..
main kya bolu....

Tum inta funny kaise sonchte ho yaar...:P

Har jagah commedy bhara pada hota hai ki hasne ke siva kuch aur kar bhi nahi sakte....

All the scenes u mentioned were so funny ki kya bolu..

Bhagwan bachaye aise aunties se...

Good one mate.....

Thanks for being in touch with the story...I left a comment for u there..:P

Keep in touch

Keep writing..:)

Pallav said...

Sneha
:) :) :)
Mam whr r u... no blogs...
its being long time...
bhai...wen u r writing th new one...
waiting for ur blog....

cheers:)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Kartz
hey i dint mean to hurt u..
infact i was apprecaiting ur vacab...
dnt tk it tht way yar...
ya u shld attend punjabi marriage...

anyways... u always rock...
Cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Vishal
oye mere man me koi laddu nahi phut rahe they infact daant aur haddiya tutne ka dar tha dost....

ya punjabi girls are .....
no comments...
vaisey all girls r beautiful...
thanks for comment
:)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Mahesh
thanks a ton..dude..for such a lovely comment.....
i m touched n obliged..
see if my post makes u laugh. i think my purpose is solved..
i jst wanna see people around me happy...

so keep writing n keep blogging...
thank u so much
cheers :)
Pallav

Amritorupa Kanjilal said...

hey pallav, very funny write up man... loved it :D

Creativity said...

haahaa.....Lolllzzz.....I really had a nice time reading this..while I was reading, it was like a video tape..I really extremely liked it a lot:) Beautiful eye catching phrases and heart touching posts...........Hope u had a nice Bhaagam Bhaag!!!!!!!!

Well, I do have punjabi frds. unka shadi pe zaroor jaungi :) itna sab pata hone ke baad experience tho lena padega!!

hmmm...for title, I think u ve given perfect title..said, what I felt :)

but, One thing, flashed to my mind, will compose in my blog...Top Secret..will not let u know now!!!!!but, will take ur blog link and compose one article in my blog:) will do shortly..

BTW, keep experiencing and share here in blogosphere..Especially, This most is extremely awesome post :)

Keep Blogging:) U r an Excellent Blogger:)

All The Very Best Success!!!!!!

BTW hows ur Boss?? well..tata..bye byee...tc..have a nice time..

Lucifer said...

reminded me of monsoon weddin...

btw u got a stud too...sahi bhai...same kinda job...same kinda stud...ekdum same to same :D

bondgal_rulz said...

OMG !!!! I too want to attend a wedding so badly !! Seems like a whole lotta fun!!!

And "topas" ??? LOL

Cheers

Pallav said...

Little Girl Lost
thanks a ton..
ya its funny... but not,as ur post...


thanks u so much...

hehehhe...
cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Creativity
hi...
My boss is maha wela n sadu aadmi..now i fed up with him ,,, he parallely he is from me.....

thank u , thnak u, thanku...
foir the lovely comments..
u always appreciate me...
thank u so much..
hey yeh raaz kab khatam hoga..
mere pet me dard ho rha hai...
hehehe....
sachi u must attend, n i knw how i hvc escaped tht day...

thank u...waiting for ur raazzzz....
sssshhhhhhhhh....
kisi ko nahi batana....

cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Mayank
is it so... dude...muje to jutey padne ka dar.. tha...
haan Mansoon wedding nahi ayyad aayii
hehhe..
oh ohoye..
u to wear studs....
tht means we both rock...
hehehehe...
Cheers :)

Pallav

Pallav said...

Isha

Do attend,Do attend...
i m telling uu...
ya... topus...
i hate ths word..
hey...
long time no blogging shlogging

whr r u?
everythng is fine

Unknown said...

bhuat badiya hai ap ko juta nahi pahe harani ki bat hai or 1 mami dekh hi leta ek apne liya or ek madhur mama ke liya

Anonymous said...

waah waaah.. inna changa description.. you left me nostalgic.. you reminded me of my stay in punjab and so many weddings i attended there... the heavy-make-up ladies, larger than life decor, food dripping in ghee, the cocktail, the giggling girls jumping from this group of guys to that group, stealing the groom's shoes, a million rituals, the cute sone munde te gori gori kudiya, the teasing each other, a few pairs here and there (holding hands duniya ki nazaro se bacha ke), sometimes the bride and groom absconded in between rituals (don't ask me where) ..phew.. all this and so much more marks the punjabi weddings..this was one of my favorite posts..way to go buddy!

Pallav said...

Manas
It seems u want tht i shld hv some jutey...
haaaaaaa.......

gandey bachechy
hehehe..
thanks a ton...

Cheers :)

Pallav

Pallav said...

Pink Orchid
ohhhh......thts my pleasure ki apko itna saara yaad aa gya...
thank u so much for lovely comments..
u knw whtever u hv written i think tht is the paka punjabi style...
..thanks a ton...

Anonymous said...

did you say? aap??? :(

Anil Sawan said...

badiya hein yaar :) acha hua ki they left you the way you went :) warna khar aathe aathe, sath mein bahu bhi laathe :P lol

Pallav said...

Pink Orchid
kya koi gustaaki kar di aap ko aap bol ke...
hehehhe...
:)
jst kidding
ok tu....
bas...
heheheh...

Pallav

Pallav said...

Sawan..
thanks dude..
fro the comment..
yes then my mother would have faint after seeing all ths..
kehti...bada to peechey reh gya...aur chota itna aagey nakla gya...

:)

thanks for dropping by...
Pallav

Anonymous said...

much better :D

Diya said...

'they are coming in their original devil looks by removing their all make up'--
he he ha ha ha ha ha ha, sorry, just couldent stop laughing,lol. does everybody look like a devil when the make up is removed....!! he he
Well, quite a funny post yaar. And BDW you seem to be obsessed with marraige, lol...! :P
Jaldi saadhi karle yaar, nahi toh aise hi kisi ki saadhi meri tera bhi karwa dega, behtar hoga tu apne aap jaldi kar le apna choice ka :P
Aur hume treat dene mat bhulana ;) :P
Diamond-studded guy after all;)
Keep 'em burning. :)

Pallav said...

Pink Orchid
okies....
u knw, th best part abt u... the way u coneect with somebody..
hats off to u..
thanks for being my friends..
arey yarr...
new one...
hehehe...

Cheers:P
Pallav

Pallav said...

Diya
Thank u so much..sweetyy...
Mam i hv no plans to get married for another 5 years...
hehehe...
vaisey bhi, abhi to mere khlene kudne ke din hai....
hehehhe...
tahnks u so much..
u knw readers like u, always inspire idiot blogger like me to write....

hahahaah...

thank u so much..
Cheers :)

Pallav

Anonymous said...

hey..! really nice..
and thanks for visiting my page..
do follow it if u like it enough..
for now.. me following u.. coz i love your posts!!!! :)

Priya Joyce said...

hahahha lol this was real something lol

this is real punga lol

waise..u must hav got irritated wth those aunties :P

eligible bachelors hona be badi mushkil hei lol

I truly sympathize :P

waise Title apt hei.....

write more of such experiences re
:)

Pallav said...

Pinkz...
thank u so much
ya i do floww
n thanks for follwoing my blog....

thanks a ton..
cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Priya
i love u re....sachi..
i always look fwd for ur comments...
i actually wait for ur comment...
hehehe...
ya..i was in so hurry, tht i forgot my fav shirt over there..
n i really regret for tht bcz tht was my fav....

poor i m ...
hey
thanks a ton...for the wonderful comment.............

ciyaaaaaaaaaa...


cheers :)
Pallav

Kartz said...

Na re, bhai. Not hurt, I assure u. :)

Thanks. :)

Peace. Be well.

PhilO♥ said...

Never been to a Punjabi marriage. But yep, I love Punjabi food :)
Those Aunties might have been irritating!
My poems are a source of inspiration for you? Lol !! Thanks buddy but that's kinda funny!
I passed!
Chal, take care!
Ciao later!
Bye!

Swetha Padakandla said...

haha!!
so u had a gr8 fun thr..

thnk god, tht u got saved from "punjabi kudiyes(gals)"
hehe, hope i spelled it ryt!

cheers
swetha

Pallav said...

Juhi
beta party... kaha hai...
bhaipass ho gyi hoo..
party sharty...
hehehhe...
thanks a ton..
but yes
u r souce of inspiration...dear..

cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Swetha
yar.. thank u aap samj gye meri baat
hehehhe...
u knw it is almost right jst chotti si mistake...

"Kudiyo se"

hehehhe...

thanks a ton... for dropping by..
cheers :)
Pallav

parul said...

mast hai yr ....
qiute funny...gr8 imagination....dude..!!

Pallav said...

thank u Parul
u r such a sweet heart...

Anonymous said...

hey pallav .. thanks for da comment on that post..
but i want to know your views on the 1st part of that post..
i.e. HER SIDE..

link is
http://dreamworldofpinkz.blogspot.com/2009/05/it-hurts.html

do visit it..
i'll b waiting..
cheerS!!!

Anonymous said...

and hey!!
i m waiting for your next post.
post it soon.

Anonymous said...

njyd this one !!

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