May 5, 2009

Shaadi..bas hone wali thi meri barbaadi....

This post is going to be hat trick for me, bcz ths is also going to be on wedding.


Ok so I start from here, our one of the good friend was getting married, it becomes mandatory for us to attend, notwithstanding anything. We five common friends went Kanpur to attend his marriage. It was not basically proper Kanpur, I don’t remember the name of the Village, which comes under tht district.



We all attained on the wedding-day, n decided to take two rooms in a hotel. There were no hotels in tht particular area, so forget tht u ll get some good hotel. We took room in one hotel named TOP HILL…nw I asked my friend, there is no hill in ths area, then why they have kept ths name.. I dint get…


He said: tujey ball ki khaal naikalne me zada maja aata hai…


I said: ok… I wish ths hotel shld be appropriate for us.


We walked towards reception and asked the Reception Guy (RG) “ We need two rooms”


RG : we have ample of rooms, why two… take five…


I said: ohh..so u mean u have 2… ke sath… 3 free waali scheme… n we all laughed...


RG: no..it is not like that, but we have very economical rooms…



I said: ok you give 3



RG: evinced and inquire abt the purpose of visit n all…after completing all formalities, he asked us… Sir We have Gubbarey facility too, if u don’t have we can give you….



I said: R u Nut or what?..itni dur se kya hum gubaarey fullane aaye hai…. (Actually he was talking about C****M, I dint knew)



RG: arey Sir.. fullane ko kaun keh raha hai… after tht my other friend started smiling n he said no.. no..Dont worry buddy we have….



RG: Sir…we have facility of Thanda Paani also…. with smile… n charges r very nominal… (he mean Call Girl)



I said: r u crazy…in this winter, where people r dying with cold, u wana gives us thanda paani….



My friend: ok kitna ?....



RG: Sir 150 – 700 tak….



I said: Kya tum usme Juice bhar ke dogey… jo itna charge kar rhe…



MY friend to me..Shut up Man… Acha to kitne baje bhijwa dogey..



I said: r u mad… thanda paani… I m not going to take bath with that….. n I think none of us will take bath..ur mom will kill me, if u have asthma attack, she told me to keep an eye on u….so u Shut up.. n just take bath with warm water… r u listening me….



All of them were smiling n said ok boss……



My friend: Acha to ek bhijwa dena…



RG: arey ek se hi kaam chal jayega… acha acha.. baari baari … haan.. but sir uske extra charges lagenge..



RG: Sir Gubarrey aur thanda paani sab kuch… aapko…. Ek daam…500 me mil jayega badiya se garm pani….



I said… listen… we r not here to blow ur gubbareys…..n to have bath with ur cold water… n jst.. Hush up.. n show me the way for the rooms…then we all walked out from reception n entered in our room…I was observing, while waliking he was speaking to my friend ..they were smiling n signaling each other….



My other friend came after an hour and told me tht Vivek, my frined, is planning abt some thanda paani with tht guy.. n was abt to pay but he stopped him…he also told me tht RG comes after every 30min and ask for thanda paani…



So I was totally unknown with the scene… n I screamed n abused him n asked him to get ready bcz now we have to leave for the wedding venue….



Now Wedding venue was weirder… there r people who r serving BIDI’s and Cigarettes in tray…people r sitting on grounds instead of chairs… Children r playing with the tent……people r shouting for BARF (Ice cream..ths is wht they call it)…..Ladies were in there ghongat till their toes…..most of the men’s were in White Kurta and payjama…with Rubber sleepers… n the Village Guys… I mean the dudes… were in Suits with Sporst shoes……



I cud not control myself and was jst laughing like mad’s n my friends were controlling me… due to fear of….any troube….. all people there were gazing us …..



They explained me all that crap wen we all were returning to delhi.. that wht RG meant..I was laughing…..



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I got an award from Juhi….I would like to specially thank her for the same…


Thank u all for reading my blogs… n motivating me to write more n more…


Special thanks for Harshita….Arnab…Kartzz….Creativity….Isha……Juhi….Yamini….Mahesh, dude I cannot forget u….Mayank, u always rock……Sneha……n all th readers who r reading… please don’t mind if I forgot to mention anybody name… just remember u all have special place in my heart….

40 comments:

Sneha said...

No comments.:)

waiting to hear some more real life experiences from you.:)

have a nice day.:)

Diya said...

It was a too very funny post Pallav, just couldent stop laughing...!! he he
You and your antics...! baap re :P
bdw, my name? :( :P

Little Girl Lost said...

LOL!! you seem to be getting into a lot of wierd circumstances :)

btw, why did u spell it c*****m? why not condom?

Harshita said...

Hawwwwwww....LOL :D

Kya post thi?? hehehe... mazedaar... aisey hi aur shaadi mein jaa aur chatpati post lekey aa.

enchantinganki said...

U seem to be always having fun in marriages..

hoping for a non-shaadi post!

Arnab Majumdar said...

ROFLMAO!!!

Gubbare? And, Asthma from that?? Wow!!! :D Hahahahaha...

Wonderful life you've got dude... you really know how to enjoy it!

Cheers...

Priya Joyce said...

hahahah lol

am still laughing about the gubbara and thae thanda paani lol

hehehe

and congozz for the award :)

Kartz said...

That was friggin' hilarious, dude! Thanks for the laugh! Much needed! :D

Warm felicitations on your award. More to come! :)

Peace. Have a nice day.

pinkZz said...

hey... thankz for dropping by..
nice post..

Sam said...

sahi likha hai ji :)

esp the thanda pani one :)

loved it...

The Pink Orchid said...

mujhe mention nahi kiya na.. :(

hhhehheeheh it was a kitna saccha saccha account.. and a typical northie village wedding.. ghoonghat and all...

I spent a good two minutes to guess C****M ..and when I realised, I laughed my heart out, reading your conversation with RG..

super experience it must have been.. :P

Pallav said...

Sneha
first aane ka award milta hai aapko....
address bata do... award bhijwa dunga..
hehehhe...
:)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Diya
so sweet of u...
thanks a ton...
for lovely comment...
thanks for dropping by..

cheers :)

Pallav

Pallav said...

LGL
see...i hv not written the other things.. which i dnt feell like writing... :)
nahi to weird expriences to aur bhi hai...
hehehhe

yar i tell actually some of my Family members too sometime read my blog so hv to smart for tht..
woh kehtey hai na..Aankhon ki sharm
hehehhe....

thanks a ton.. n thanks for dropping by...

Pallav

Pallav said...

HArshita
thank u sweetyy ths all is possible bcz of u....

cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

enchantinganki

hehehe..
ya i m going to write somethng non shaddi post too..
anyways.. thanks for drooping by n ur comment..
anyways..hwzz ur exams r going..
hope well

Pallav said...

Arnab
thanks a ton..
u knw i actually dnt knw how to live lively..
but yes i try to enjoy every minute in my life..
bcz i feel life is short..

anyways..
thanks for the comment
dnt forget..
the credit goes to u too.. bc u always inspire me to write...

cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Priya
u r such a sweet heart..
i hope u wont mind i forgot to mention ur name...but nw i m going to update it...
:)

cheers :)
Pallav

Sneha said...

Award key liey Shukriya.:)

Pallav said...

Kartz
Thank u so much...
ya...
i knw, wen i came to knw.. i was laughing like anythng


thanks
cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

pinkZz
thank u...
pleasure is always mine..

cheers:)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Sam
thank u...

cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Pink Orchid
Hey Sorry...see i forgot to mention name....
but i wriitne.. for evrybody..pls check...
anyways..
thank u so much for dropping by .. n for ur lovely comment...

Cheers :)
Pallav

yamini meduri said...

kya yaar...tere life main toh poore shadiyon ka time chal raha hain....tu kab shadi kar rahe ho??

and thanks??? not needed yaar....ur blog is indeed a special palce for us to come....so no issues..!!

enchantinganki said...
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enchantinganki said...

me too hoping tat its going well..more will get to know once i get the marks!!

Creativity!! said...

ohhh My God!!!!! Ye kya horaha hai?? ek ke baad ek shaadi related posts :) hmm....anyways,was unable to ctrl laughing reading this posts..hope u saw, ur award..its in my blog,http://rpsahana.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-birthday-to-my-blog100th-post.html

well, hope ur marriage is fast approaching..so to get wedding experience and also to enjoy, u r attending all ur friends marriages :)

Pallav said...

oh....hello....
to all...
see i m not going to marry for atleast for another 5 years...so please dnt say all tht...

Pallav said...

enchantinganki

dont woryy my wishes r with u...

May God bless uu.. with good marks...

cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

yamini
abhi main jeena chahta hoonn..
abhi abhi to mere Papa ne muje bola hai
Pallav "Jaa jee apni zindgi"

hehehe...

cheers:)
THANKS A TON...
CIYAAA

PALLAV

Pallav said...

Creativity
oops..
ohh i m sorry i dint notice tht..
ok nw abhi i m gonna check n put in my next post
thanks a ton..
u r such a lovely person...

whr were u... no post..??

cheers:)
Pallav
n please i m not going marry..
abhi to chota sa naanha munna bacha hoon

Mayz said...

lol...these r some new terms that i learnt tdy...didnt u tell d dulah abt d gubbaras..he mite have a need for em ;)

n thnx for mentionin my name dude :)

peter said...

OMG what are u ? 5 ?

Itney hints mein toh baccha bhi samjh jayega :P
I am thinking what will happen to u once u are married ...How will you do ...ahem ahem you knw wat :P

Mahesh Sindbandge said...

ROFTL

Tumhare blog par aane ke baadse FUNNY shabd mere dimmag se nikalta hi nahi..

yahan tumahre post aur wahan tumhare comments..sabhi funny hote hai...

Good one again..:) shaadi to hai hi barbadi..:P

COngrats for the award...:)

Pallav said...

Mayank
u deserve ths...
one thing which i liked abt u.. i hv noticed u n pink orchid, u both never forget to reply somebody..for the comment..despite of so many followers u got..
i must tell u i hv observed wen people hv so many follwoers they they never reply on comment, if some new reader gvs them...


be always like ths...
n Pink orchid u too..
ths is my request...

keep writing...
cheers :)
Pallav

Pallav said...

Peter
u dont worry ..
dili da muda hoon..
woh sab to bachpan me hi aagyaa tha...
ahem ahem ahem.....
hehehehe...
no actually i was so tensed at tht time bcz it was long journey..in train whch, it was a first experience for me...
thts is why...


anyways...Godd to see u here..
wud like to see u in future too..

Pallav said...

Mahesh
thank u so much..
u knw i knw people are so busy in thier lives tht we sometime forgot to happy..
i always make sure tht whom i call my friends i just wanna see them happy..

some says i m crazy..some says i m good..saome says.. i m loon..
but i m
i m like ths only...
leme tell u.. i too hav faced many ups and sown in my life ..
but i make it a point instead of sad.. ...i jst smile..

Pallav said...

oh ths is incomplete reply..
will reply u...
more..

thanks a ton Mahesh...

Cheers :)
Pallav

Creativity!! said...

Oh hoo.....5n.....buda hone ke baad shaadi karna hai kya??

Apparently intellectual said...

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
omg!!!!

i cant stop laughing!!!
the account was so damn hilarious..hahaha!!
and thank u for telling the world abt the 'codes'
:P

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