Shaadi..bas hone wali thi meri barbaadi....

This post is going to be hat trick for me, bcz ths is also going to be on wedding.

Ok so I start from here, our one of the good friend was getting married, it becomes mandatory for us to attend, notwithstanding anything. We five common friends went Kanpur to attend his marriage. It was not basically proper Kanpur, I don’t remember the name of the Village, which comes under tht district.

We all attained on the wedding-day, n decided to take two rooms in a hotel. There were no hotels in tht particular area, so forget tht u ll get some good hotel. We took room in one hotel named TOP HILL…nw I asked my friend, there is no hill in ths area, then why they have kept ths name.. I dint get…

He said: tujey ball ki khaal naikalne me zada maja aata hai…

I said: ok… I wish ths hotel shld be appropriate for us.

We walked towards reception and asked the Reception Guy (RG) “ We need two rooms”

RG : we have ample of rooms, why two… take five…

I said: ohh..so u mean u have 2… ke sath… 3 free waali scheme… n we all laughed...

RG: no..it is not like that, but we have very economical rooms…

I said: ok you give 3

RG: evinced and inquire abt the purpose of visit n all…after completing all formalities, he asked us… Sir We have Gubbarey facility too, if u don’t have we can give you….

I said: R u Nut or what?..itni dur se kya hum gubaarey fullane aaye hai…. (Actually he was talking about C****M, I dint knew)

RG: arey Sir.. fullane ko kaun keh raha hai… after tht my other friend started smiling n he said no.. no..Dont worry buddy we have….

RG: Sir…we have facility of Thanda Paani also…. with smile… n charges r very nominal… (he mean Call Girl)

I said: r u crazy…in this winter, where people r dying with cold, u wana gives us thanda paani….

My friend: ok kitna ?....

RG: Sir 150 – 700 tak….

I said: Kya tum usme Juice bhar ke dogey… jo itna charge kar rhe…

MY friend to me..Shut up Man… Acha to kitne baje bhijwa dogey..

I said: r u mad… thanda paani… I m not going to take bath with that….. n I think none of us will take bath..ur mom will kill me, if u have asthma attack, she told me to keep an eye on u….so u Shut up.. n just take bath with warm water… r u listening me….

All of them were smiling n said ok boss……

My friend: Acha to ek bhijwa dena…

RG: arey ek se hi kaam chal jayega… acha acha.. baari baari … haan.. but sir uske extra charges lagenge..

RG: Sir Gubarrey aur thanda paani sab kuch… aapko…. Ek daam…500 me mil jayega badiya se garm pani….

I said… listen… we r not here to blow ur gubbareys…..n to have bath with ur cold water… n jst.. Hush up.. n show me the way for the rooms…then we all walked out from reception n entered in our room…I was observing, while waliking he was speaking to my friend ..they were smiling n signaling each other….

My other friend came after an hour and told me tht Vivek, my frined, is planning abt some thanda paani with tht guy.. n was abt to pay but he stopped him…he also told me tht RG comes after every 30min and ask for thanda paani…

So I was totally unknown with the scene… n I screamed n abused him n asked him to get ready bcz now we have to leave for the wedding venue….

Now Wedding venue was weirder… there r people who r serving BIDI’s and Cigarettes in tray…people r sitting on grounds instead of chairs… Children r playing with the tent……people r shouting for BARF (Ice cream..ths is wht they call it)…..Ladies were in there ghongat till their toes…..most of the men’s were in White Kurta and payjama…with Rubber sleepers… n the Village Guys… I mean the dudes… were in Suits with Sporst shoes……

I cud not control myself and was jst laughing like mad’s n my friends were controlling me… due to fear of….any troube….. all people there were gazing us …..

They explained me all that crap wen we all were returning to delhi.. that wht RG meant..I was laughing…..

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I got an award from Juhi….I would like to specially thank her for the same…

Thank u all for reading my blogs… n motivating me to write more n more…

Special thanks for Harshita….Arnab…Kartzz….Creativity….Isha……Juhi….Yamini….Mahesh, dude I cannot forget u….Mayank, u always rock……Sneha……n all th readers who r reading… please don’t mind if I forgot to mention anybody name… just remember u all have special place in my heart….